The Page Of Dingar

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This is indeed the page of Ding, and forever shall be. Warning: This page is the result of a web design course, and, as such, should really be ignored. Unless you're curious.
This page is best viewed using IE5 at a resolution of 800x600. Because that's the resolution I use, and the browser, and I can't be bothered to check it with any other. Besides, Netscape sucks.
I last updated this page on the 30th of July, 2000. There is no point in telling you this, but everyone else does and I'm a sheep.
Simpsons Quotes
For no particular reason.

Here's my Curriculum Vitae for no other reason than so I can say it's online. It's in Word 2000 format. Of course, you don't care anyway. But I just thought I'd tell you.
At present, this page is moving towards completion. I don't know what I'm doing to it, so I'm just making random alterations until I decide. Unlike everyone else, I will not put something on until it is finished. All the links should work, and actually go somewhere. Whether you want to go there is another matter entirely.

Warning: You are now entering an area under a line.

There follows a selection of thingies. Thingies: (noun) The unknown, often pointless.

Just look at how insignificant you are

To all Mac users: Why? Why, damn you?

A battle between good and evil

If you don't want to see a picture of me, look away now.
Tis the devil himself!

Me on a gormless/slightly evil day.

Myself, in my aspect as something bloody bizarre.

Enter the pretty bloody bizarre world of the Mandelbrot set.

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	This is a counter from Xoom. It's garish, and more than a little ugly.
	A place to add your web page to most of the major search engines, for free. Useful.
Look at this for too long and it will give you a headache.	Go on. I dare's ya.
A Tribute to The Man	A Clint Eastwood page, created at the behest of my Web design course.
Routes to Elsewhere	Links, for the less educated.
Experimental page with frames	Experimental for me that is. Not for the rest of the world. I will do something with it eventually. I promise.
Bizarre, and pointless	Something one of friends asked me to put on. Who am I to refuse?
Every story has a beginning	And it's generally acknowledged to be a bad idea to tell the end before the beginning...

Send me a message. If you must.

A handy place to insult me (Or a guestbook if you prefer).

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Any copyrights are copyrights of their respective copyright owners. Obviously. If you want to use my image you may, as long as you do not deface it too much (horns and beards I can live with) and provide a link to this site. Thankyou.

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